My Life as Izzz
off2nvrland:

proweirdo:

peaches sold as sexy butts in china

emmyquins and princesselizabethrose BUTT REALLY

THIS IS EVERYTHING

Brother on how he convinced dad to agree to house his dogs while he is at school: Remember when I was 12 and I asked for a drum set and you have me a small little spare drum and said if I took care of it and treated it right maybe in a few years I could get a drum set? Well you want grand kids so if they are still alive in two years…

emmyquins:

osnesutton:

Trying to get your friends interested in musicals like:

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I feel like this was princesselizabethrose when I was watching wee sing sillyville. IM A NUT. IM A NUT.

Not even close! That shit was trippy and I’m scared to fall asleep!

pungentreindeerqueen:

Chip N’ Dale on Flickr.
pungentreindeerqueen:

Chip on Flickr.
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)
tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

off2nvrland:

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

and now I want a skunk… fantastic

LETS DO IT! If we get a skunk we don’t have to let emmyquins have a cat!

kristoffbjorgman:

who can I speak to at ABC about this obvious casting mix-up???

roxannenicole:

Prince Phillip | Festival of Fantasy

SO FIERCE! YOU FIGHT THAT DRAGON PHILLIP!